That's true, hawk
My last shop I had 12 guys running nc mills and lathes under me (I know, it's nowhere near 67). The old guys let everything look crappy while the younger guys always spent time to wipe the machines down, mop the floor, clean tool carts and tool crib, and normally did it when the spindles were turning. We would usually alter machines so all the machines would get cleaned every couple of months.
We painted the floors, walls, had the place looking pimp. Since I've been gone now almost 3 years, the couple of younger guys also left after me, and they hired more older guys and the place looks like complete crap. Nobody wipes the machines down, floor is nasty, .. . No pride, IMO.
Doing 50 taper work on a 40 taper Haas. Sounds like the bean counters need to learn ROI!
Anyway - like you guys are finding out, I also don't think you can at this time assign pockets. I would think that a software fix could solve it, but I honestly don't think Haas would have the interest in doing it, since like some have said, the beauty behind this style of tool changer is the speed. Coming from the umbrella style myself, to this side mount, I can say that I wouldn't want to wait for the thing to rotate before the tool gets put away and machine starts back up.
The reason that assigned pockets works so well on horizontals with racetracks is the tool arm can disappear behind the door and put the tool away, then get the next tool, while the machine is running. That eliminates the waiting on those machines. I think the Haas horizontal won't do that, though.