'twas the day before christmas and Boris was'nt paying attention
when he typed in the big program without any correction
The go button was pressed and the machine finally started
Boris looked at the machine, then yawned, and farted
"That looks ok" he thought to himself and turned up the rapid
The machine whirred some more and started to mill
and thought to itself "I'll give Boris a right frightful thrill"
It wound itself up to Z+50,
then went to move to X+250.
"I dont care my 4th axis is in the way,
I'll just hit the damn thing anyway"
Boris did look to see the thing go
At 32 meters a minute he thought 'Oh no"
He reached for the button you can never find quick
with a sensation in his stomach that made him feel quite sick
But then, just as the machine thought "I've smashed it"
A message flashed up "I've reached the X+ limit"
Boris looked to see the tool intact and wiped his brow from the fast forming sweat
When the boss walked past , glared and said "Have'nt you finished that job yet?"
Merry Christmas from olde englande
Boris
when he typed in the big program without any correction
The go button was pressed and the machine finally started
Boris looked at the machine, then yawned, and farted
"That looks ok" he thought to himself and turned up the rapid
The machine whirred some more and started to mill
and thought to itself "I'll give Boris a right frightful thrill"
It wound itself up to Z+50,
then went to move to X+250.
"I dont care my 4th axis is in the way,
I'll just hit the damn thing anyway"
Boris did look to see the thing go
At 32 meters a minute he thought 'Oh no"
He reached for the button you can never find quick
with a sensation in his stomach that made him feel quite sick
But then, just as the machine thought "I've smashed it"
A message flashed up "I've reached the X+ limit"
Boris looked to see the tool intact and wiped his brow from the fast forming sweat
When the boss walked past , glared and said "Have'nt you finished that job yet?"
Merry Christmas from olde englande
Boris
