#1 cnc programmer needed

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leadmanmoss

Cast Iron

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Jul 15, 2006

Location

tampa fl

• Dec 1, 2006

• #1

hey all you crappy common people, i (who are better than you) i need a programmer we make really expensive ivory backscratchers for some really anal retentive customers. but not just any programmer will do i need one who is abbrassive, smug, and above all not afraid post an ad on a post and then tell everybody just how to run the damn thing. thats what i need a programmer with MOXY! some bravado, a big fat harry pair! please common regular people dont post your pathetic comments, i need results not friends

 

SwissPro

Hot Rolled

Joined

May 13, 2006

Location

Illinois

• Dec 1, 2006

• #2

You couldn't afford me.

Face it, you'll have to settle for less.

 

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Dave K

Diamond

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Mar 21, 2004

Location

Waukesha, WI

• Dec 1, 2006

• #3

Wow, sounds like a fantastic place.

 

Matt@RFR

Titanium

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May 26, 2004

Location

Paradise, Ca

• Dec 2, 2006

• #4

Wow! I think we just got to whitness a mental breakdown as it happened! A very rare opportunity as I understand it.

 

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psychomill

Titanium

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Mar 12, 2005

Location

Silicon Valley, California... + other states & sev

• Dec 2, 2006

• #5

Well now,.... I'm glad he got that off his chest. Sure hope tomorrow is better looking....

 

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sniper308

Plastic

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Sep 12, 2006

Location

texas

• Dec 2, 2006

• #6

I am looking for a job send him to me.

 

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Boris

Titanium

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Oct 4, 2005

Location

England

• Dec 2, 2006

• #7

Having hiring difficulties are we?


Boris

<<capable of whipping up a fanuc macro B while spit roasting an errant operator and telling the boss exactly what he is

 

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Volitan

Hot Rolled

Joined

Sep 16, 2006

Location

Long Island, New York

• Dec 2, 2006

• #8

Hello. I am A#1 programmer, just what you are looking for. I can program your machines silly. SILLY I say!

I have moxy and bravado, as per your requirements.

I am as smug as the boss is stupid.

As an added bonus, I also have chutzpah.

I will start in two weeks, and you will pay me top dollar.

Thanks, see you soon.

 

smallshop

Diamond

Joined

Jun 2, 2005

Location

North Central Montana

• Dec 2, 2006

• #9

It is with great reluctance that I disengage my superior intellect from the lofty matters of great importance that I regularly attend to to address your pathetic cry for help. The post you have presented is rife with spelling errors and anomolistic grammer that is the wont of every base individual attempting to extricate himself from the human petri dish he has heretofore been happily though ignorantly existing.The use of lowercase "i" conotes a certain self realization that you are truly a lesser individual surrounded by those farther up the intellectual foodchain, as it were. There should be little concern that an offer of friendship would be forthcoming in response to your post. Does the shetland pony "pal" around with the famous racehorse? Did Einstein feel it necessary to learn how to burp the alphabet? Nay, your worries are unfounded as you are already in the flock of similarly feathered birds. You will find the individual you seek when you mature to the point of being able to coexist with talent rather than being confused and frightened by it.....


Smug enough? So, do I get the job?!

 

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gdgambler

Hot Rolled

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Oct 1, 2006

Location

K. Falls, Oregon

• Dec 2, 2006

• #10

I pick my nose and pass gas, will that do?

 

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leadmanmoss

Cast Iron

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Jul 15, 2006

Location

tampa fl

• Dec 2, 2006

• #11

gdgambler if you eat em your hired

 

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gdgambler

Hot Rolled

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Oct 1, 2006

Location

K. Falls, Oregon

• Dec 2, 2006

• #12

LOL LOL LOL I like guys with a sense of humor. UH and or people you could be a girl.

 

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huskermcdoogle

Stainless

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Nov 11, 2005

Location

South Texas

• Dec 3, 2006

• #13

There is only one way to program something you havn't done before. Lay them big hairy ones out on the machine and make m f'ing chips. Thats my motto and it gets the job done right.

Husker

P.S. Good luck finding someone.

 

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Raum

Plastic

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Oct 31, 2006

Location

Franklin

• Dec 6, 2006

• #14

What was that?

 

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Raum

Plastic

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Oct 31, 2006

Location

Franklin

• Dec 6, 2006

• #15

What was that?

 

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Old Field Tech

Aluminum

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Feb 19, 2006

Location

Fort Worth

• Dec 11, 2006

• #16

I don't program the dang things unless I have to run test parts.
I merely repair them after some yo-yo who thought they could write G-code screws the pooch.

And when I install a machine I don't use a lift of any kind, I just balance it on the end of my pene and walk it into place.

Call me when your booger eating 'operator' starts yelling "NOOOOO!!"

Rod (I love this post and it isn't even April first)