The sentences
"Oooo, I LOVE this car honey. Can we get it pretty, pretty please?"
translate into "Give the nice salesman an extra $1000!"
Seriously, you should have blown up. Especially good in a crowded showroom on a busy Saturday.
"YOU BASTARDS! YOU LIED TO ME AND TRIED TO SELL ME A USED CAR FOR A NEW CAR PRICE! A PERSON WOULD HAVE TO BE AN IDIOT TO BUY FROM YOU GUYS! YOU'RE A BUNCH OF DISHONEST CHISELERS! MAYBE YOU CAN SELL USING DISHONEST TECHNIQUES TO THESE RUBES, BUT NOT ME! I'M OUT OF HERE!"
I'd then escalate this to a Ford VP, telling him the story and that you plan to buy a Chevy or Toyota next Friday. You may get another Ford dealer calling you with a sweet offer.
Last time I bought a car I used the "FAX attack". I test drove some new cars when I was on business trips (so I didn't have any relationships with local car dealers, which would require that a sales guy would get a commission). I narrowed down what I wanted and the features I wanted. Loved the Maxima, but my 6'4" son wouldn't fit in the back, so it was Toyota Avalon. For about 15 nearby dealerships, I got the Fleet buyer's fax number and name. FAXed them all a note: "I am buying XXXX vehicle within the next ten days, I want features A, B, C, and D, I definitely don't want features E, F, and G, and I can accept (but would not expect to pay for) H, I, and J. Prefer Machinist Grey or Hardinge Green [you get the idea]. Please fax me back a list of vehicles with your best price for each". All of the prices came back better than offers from dealerships that I visited. I figure I saved about $750 this way.
The fax is more effective if you can get the latest cost figures. Adding a line like "The base dealer cost of this car is X, less the hold back Y, plus options at Z, and I know you have a $1000/car incentive for sales in October, which would indicate that your cost for the car is W" is powerful and avoids wasted time. I learned this method from a book by James Bragg, an industry expert, who wrote
Car Buyer's and Leaser's Negotiating Bible, which details the method and describes some of the idiocy that is car dealerships. Bragg also operates
Fighting Chance, a website that gives you accurate dealer cost figures (including holdback and current incentives).
No connection with James, I just feel I profitted from using his method and service.
Best,
Jim