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Very old Mormon joke.

A housewife opens her front door to knocking to be confronted by guys in long black robes, who while lifting their hats gravely chorus as one ''Good morning madam, we're Mormons''

She thinks and says ''Aren't you that lot who have lots of wives?''

''We are madam.'' they chorus.

She snaps ''Disgusting, You should be bloody well hung''

''We are madam'' they chorused.
 








 
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