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    A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die.
    They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them "Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. Please form a single-file line." And they do so.
    St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?"
    The Sister Responds "Well... there was this one time... that I kinda sorta... touched one with the tip of my pinky finger..."
    St. Peter says "Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted." and she did so.
    St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?" "Well.... There was this one time... that I held one for a moment..."
    "Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted" and she does so.
    Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun "Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!"
    Sister Susan responds "Well if I'm going to have to gargle this stuff, I'd rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!"

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    Before posting any more jokes I think I'll wait for a thumbs up from either RJ or Perj.

    Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon B. Clarke View Post
    Before posting any more jokes I think I'll wait for a thumbs up from either RJ or Perj.

    Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
    Or maybe post a funny one........

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    Quote Originally Posted by moonlight machine View Post
    Or maybe post a funny one........
    I wasn't posting for you. I don't know what your taste is.

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    Sister Susan or Moonlight?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tdmidget View Post
    Sister Susan or Moonlight?
    Moonlight LOL

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    I'll broach the subject, because I'm a hard nosed, prick of a bloke.

    Remembering R.J started the thread FYI- My exit. When that day come's. I nominate Gordon to bring us that bad news. Perj and Gordon should be able to sort it out. Hopefully that's in several hundred days time.

    Regards Phil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by machtool View Post
    I'll broach the subject, because I'm a hard nosed, prick of a bloke.

    Remembering R.J started the thread FYI- My exit. When that day come's. I nominate Gordon to bring us that bad news. Perj and Gordon should be able to sort it out. Hopefully that's in several hundred days time.

    Regards Phil.
    Phil thanks and I've got a feeling you have a telepathic gift as it isn't too long ago I wrote to Perj suggesting the same. I suppose that decision is RJ's and I'm sure whatever he agrees with Perj she'll honour that wish.

    When I was in hospital (less than 2 years ago) I've since found out 80% don't survive. My wife was amazing and I'm certain Perj is no different. RJ is in pain but I can only imagine what Perj is going through.

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    I haven't been here in a while. Life gets in the way. But I'm saddened to hear of this...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PBMW View Post
    I haven't been here in a while. Life gets in the way. But I'm saddened to hear of this...
    You've got a life?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon B. Clarke View Post
    Phil thanks and I've got a feeling you have a telepathic gift as it isn't too long ago I wrote to Perj suggesting the same. I suppose that decision is RJ's and I'm sure whatever he agrees with Perj she'll honour that wish.

    When I was in hospital (less than 2 years ago) I've since found out 80% don't survive. My wife was amazing and I'm certain Perj is no different. RJ is in pain but I can only imagine what Perj is going through.
    Gordon, when you were sick I followed the thread every day to see how you were. I even searched the online obituaries to see if you died. Sorry if that sounds morbid but I was concerned.

    I agree with you on almost nothing political but I prayed for you and your family regularly. I do the same for RJ and his family.

    It is odd how this site brings us together where we learn to care about others.

    It will be a very sad day when RJ passes, we can all agree on that.

    I thank RJ and Perj for sharing this journey with us.

    May God bless RJ and Perj and may he bring them comfort.

    Myself along with most of us I can say RJ's wisdom has been a blessing.

    Dan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Techguy View Post
    Gordon, when you were sick I followed the thread every day to see how you were. I even searched the online obituaries to see if you died. Sorry if that sounds morbid but I was concerned.

    I agree with you on almost nothing political but I prayed for you and your family regularly. I do the same for RJ and his family.

    It is odd how this site brings us together where we learn to care about others.

    It will be a very sad day when RJ passes, we can all agree on that.

    I thank RJ and Perj for sharing this journey with us.

    May God bless RJ and Perj and may he bring them comfort.

    Myself along with most of us I can say RJ's wisdom has been a blessing.

    Dan
    You're right in that you're one of those I disagree with much more than agree with and yet in this thread there's almost no animosity. Tragic in a way that illness makes us realize what is really important and what isn't.

    OTOH the "discussions" I had with RJ back in the day we also disagreed almost as much as we agreed. I was of course at a disadvantage as Perj almost always sided with RJ LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by moonlight machine View Post
    Or maybe post a funny one........
    When i read a post like that I often wonder why it was given "likes".

    Can any of those that gave a "like" explain why? Maybe the comment was funny but I for one didn't catch it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon B. Clarke View Post
    When i read a post like that I often wonder why it was given "likes".

    Can any of those that gave a "like" explain why? Maybe the comment was funny but I for one didn't catch it.
    Edited....not in RJs thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon B. Clarke View Post
    When i read a post like that I often wonder why it was given "likes".

    Can any of those that gave a "like" explain why? Maybe the comment was funny but I for one didn't catch it.

    B/C it was funny....

    He didn't have a "LOL" button, so I clicked the "like" one instead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ox View Post
    B/C it was funny....

    He didn't have a "LOL" button, so I clicked the "like" one instead.
    Soarry for the cornfusion. (in my best S Ontario accent)




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    Maybe it's a Brit thing?
    You see, all of us that "liked" it come from [ex] Brit Commonwealth states.


    Was Denmark ever under The Queen?




    Also - look up "dry" humor...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ox View Post
    Was Denmark ever under The Queen?
    Given that prince Philip of Macedon considers HIMSELF "Danish"?

    A bit of respect for the Royal couple, please. Not polite to even speculate.


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    In case anyone is wondering then I could reply but choose not to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon B. Clarke View Post
    In case anyone is wondering then I could reply but choose not to.
    I don't think anyone cares.

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    Please don't turn this thread into the usual "my d*ck is bigger than yours" crap. We all wish RJ and Perje the best and are hope he will be around for a lot of years to come...

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