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    Quote Originally Posted by Ox View Post
    Maybe it's a Brit thing?
    You see, all of us that "liked" it come from [ex] Brit Commonwealth states.


    Was Denmark ever under The Queen?




    Also - look up "dry" humor...
    (used only when the pint is empty of course)


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    Think Snow Eh!
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    Awwww god am I getting cornfused here....

    Now Ox is channeling Sami...
    or Maybe Mark McGrath....
    Or Norman Attkinson....

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    Something happen to Sam?



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    Think Snow Eh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ox View Post
    Something happen to Sam?



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    I believe he's asleep at this time...what with Greenwich mean and time zones, that sort of thing.

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    It's 2 in the afternoon there.... what _ with GMT and all ....


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    We get a chuckle if not at least a smile from the jokes. Thank you, for the thoughts and prayers. He said to say, it's touch and go but he's working on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ox View Post
    It's 2 in the afternoon there.... what _ with GMT and all ....


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    So he's "Asleep at the switch" eh ?....

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    It seems my time is near, my friends.
    Two weeks ago I entered the Hospice home care program.
    What else to say? It's been great.
    My best to all.
    rj


    That's how this thread started mid December last year. When 5 days and more go past I'm sure most think and fear the worst is close. Things must be very bad Perj when only you post but I think many would appreciate just a single sentence now and then.

    At this stage I doubt if any of us know what to post so any kind of cue would help.

    Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree.
    Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby.
    "Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven.
    If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell."
    The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' Socrates' teachings."
    With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil.
    The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct.
    "Then, go to Hell!"
    With another snap of his finger, the philsopher disappeared.
    The mathematician then asked,"Give me the most complicated formula ever theorized!"
    With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct.
    "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared too.
    The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!"
    The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat."
    The Devil did just that.
    The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart.
    Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?"
    The Devil inspected the seat and said,"The third hole from the right."
    "Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my asshole."
    And the idiot went to heaven.


    RJ you most certainly are not an idiot but when the time comes I hope you are

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