What if the goal was never to win anything... The war on drugs, the war on terror, you can't fight an idea.
Like I said.
Task our military with winning a war?
They win the war.
Task them with NOT WINNING a war?
They NOT WIN a war.
DEA
et al, same deal. Follow Other People's Money.
The "idea" is to see whom can impress more fools into voting than the other guy.
Too predictable when one side opens with an advantage on the pool of DEAD fools.
They get more than one vote, each! One is the bonus for voting the opposite side in death than they voted in life.
Me late Mum prolly collected. Democratic machine, Agony County, PA?
I couldn't GET her OFF their voter rolls as Executor with a Virginia Probate Judge's order and a Virginia death certificate.
Well. f**k me!
She had
left PA and was domiciled in Virginia when she died?
None of our G-damned rebel business who PA kept on their voting records!
Ripofflican or NOT, she was Dead.
That meant she would vote the Democratic party ticket.
I only managed to get them to excuse her dead soul from their Jury Duty call-up several months after she died ... by clever negotiation about her predictable refusal to cast a vote.. and need for frequent bathroom breaks.. which they'd have to carry her to and from.
No Fine Waaay was a Democrat going to have to wipe a Rip.. 'ner mind.
Anglo-German-Irish or not, Mum can only take so much laffin' at one go.
Saves the rest for later. That's her frugal Merseyside Mum's doin'
Oh.. BTW.... any bets Kommie-Lie Harris is sworn-in as President AT Camp David when the last of the model-airplane glue he relies on for high-speed mouth-fuel has leaked out of Buyed-In's golem?
She wouldn't DARE quit at the same go .... and leave Nutsy Pelosi, C-In-C...
.. or would she?
They told me to cheer up, things could be a lot worse.
So I cheered up.
Sure as s**t?
Things got a lot worse!
Haven't had to build a helipad in ... 55 years?
I think I can make more at it in the DC suburbs than those optimists doing pre-fab winders and cheap-ass roofing! I even speak passable Spanish!