Why do you keep picking on my best mate? I wont be sending you a postcard from the Ponderosa.
Just correcting the idiot.
He's so full of shit, his eyes turned brown.
I can't believe you are taking him seriously, or maybe I am confused. Camscan is just joking, I do believe when he is backing up PM's biggest wanker or claiming to hanging out with Mafia. The across the pond humor is strange, but you should know because you lived there. My only experience was a British invasion where I worked in the 80's. They bred like rabbits. The company relocated a division and many current employees declined to move even when offered a bonus along with moving expenses paid. I guess a lot of areas in the UK were laying off machinists or wages were not good.
I was a new hire and my department was next to the tool room. Only 2 guys in the tool room made the move, and 10 guys are so was needed. So man #3 in the toolroom was some bloke from across the pond who talked funny named Mick.
A couple days later two more show up and go to work, all talking funny, using this weird slang. Within about a month there was a toolroom that was 80% from across the pond. Then two more showed up on the Swiss cam auto line a stones throw from me.
The weirdest limey was a guy named Bill, he would show you a picture of a girl in a bikini who looked like you put Brooke Shield's head on Jayne Mansfield's body. Mind you this girl looked around 20 and I was 23 at the time. When he showed me I asked who is that and said she is hot looking. He then says that is his daughter. I asked if she was single, he said she was. He then tells me I am a sick wanker and she is only 16, and if I laid a hand on her I better hope the cops catch me before he did. He pulled that stunt on every young guy in the shop. I have no idea if that was really his daughter or that was a picture of an underage girl. He seemed to think it was funny every time he pulled that stunt.