machinist t-shirts

JD42 · Jun 14, 2014

Machinist Tee | Teespring

https://fabrily.com/LimitedEditionMachinist

Just found these online, gave me a good laugh,

Would any of you guys wear this stuff?

I think they're actually pretty cool!

P.s. sorry if this is in the wrong section couldn't find one for amusing t-shirts!

BR3 · Jun 14, 2014

Those are nice. I wouldn't wear one though. Not my style to begin with and if I broadcast what I do, then everybody wants me to make custom rifle and bike parts. Or fix farmer Brown's tractor. All of that should be charity work as well.

Marty Feldman · Jun 14, 2014

Wear this stuff? Are you kidding?

Scruffy887 · Jun 14, 2014

I AM A MACHINIST
(pic here)
I'D TAP THAT

Use your imagination for the pic to insert.

elninio · Jun 14, 2014

don't ask tom lipton what's in his box as a joke, he might ban you from his youtube channel

JD42 · Jun 14, 2014

BR3 said:
if I broadcast what I do, then everybody wants me to make custom rifle and bike parts. Or fix farmer Brown's tractor. All of that should be charity work as well.

Your right I didn't think of that!!

Every time someone finds out what I do the next sentence starts with "do you think you could make me...."

haha they're not my style either really but I'd wear the stupid one every time I had to go see the CAD Tech to tell him his drawings are wrong

TeachMePlease · Jun 14, 2014

Oh, man, I would rock the "Can't fix stupid" one.

My current favorite shirt to wear to work reads "I can explain it to you. But I can't understand it for you."

Half my coworkers don't get it.

SAG 180 · Jun 14, 2014

I always thought it was this one:

redlee · Jun 14, 2014

How about "Machinists Make Better Screws"
I don't worry about people knowing what I do , as soon as they find out how much to fix "that" - usual response is Ill let you know, and they never get back to me!

Krutch · Jun 14, 2014

As usual, no pocket! I have quite a few shirts I don't wear because they don't have a pocket. I always have pencils, pen, marker, scribe, and sometime a 6" scale in a protector in my shirt pocket. I feel naked without my "tool Box", as one friend calls it. I am always sketching a "cartoon" of some device or tool to make and often add dimensions to the cartoon or making notes for future use.
Also use the pocket to hold receipts when I stop for fuel. I keep track of mileage, especially for the Motorcycle.
Other than that, I'd wear a shirt with such messages. Some I wear have much more graphic sayings. I stay out of public as much as I can for personal reasons, so some of my shirts are not for public consumption. I am one of the people your mothers warned about!

edsimmons · Jun 14, 2014

I'd prefer a "DMG Mori" or "Haas" tee shirt over one of those.

Ed

TeachMePlease · Jun 14, 2014

redlee said:
How about "Machinists Make Better Screws"
I don't worry about people knowing what I do , as soon as they find out how much to fix "that" - usual response is Ill let you know, and they never get back to me!

Wait, people understand what you do?

I say "I'm a machinist" and I'm either met with a blank stare or I get "Oh, you work on cars!".

I carry around a (rather intricate) piece of scrap on my keyring so I can pull it out and show people. "I make shit out of metal."

John Welden · Jun 14, 2014

Krutch said:
As usual, no pocket! I have quite a few shirts I don't wear because they don't have a pocket. I always have pencils, pen, marker, scribe, and sometime a 6" scale in a protector in my shirt pocket. I feel naked without my "tool Box", as one friend calls it. I am always sketching a "cartoon" of some device or tool to make and often add dimensions to the cartoon or making notes for future use.
Also use the pocket to hold receipts when I stop for fuel. I keep track of mileage, especially for the Motorcycle.
Other than that, I'd wear a shirt with such messages. Some I wear have much more graphic sayings. I stay out of public as much as I can for personal reasons, so some of my shirts are not for public consumption. I am one of the people your mothers warned about!

Have you heard of wearing an apron that has pockets?

Whatley · Jun 14, 2014

I have a Mazak Lanyard I keep my keys on and a Makino hat.

I like Machine Tool apparel. I just can't find a place to buy em.

TeachMePlease · Jun 14, 2014

Whatley said:
I have a Mazak Lanyard I keep my keys on and a Makino hat.

I like Machine Tool apparel. I just can't find a place to buy em.

I get all sorts of Citizen schwag for free.

Of course, the company is spending millions on their machines/service.

bic · Jun 14, 2014

I might get a tee shirt printed with this on...

look closely...

Larry Dickman · Jun 14, 2014

bic said:
I am might get a tee shirt printed with this on...

look closely...

Don't give our engineers any ideas

bjorn toulouse · Jun 14, 2014

Krutch said:
I am always sketching a "cartoon" of some device or tool to make and often add dimensions...................

Actually, that is called "Napkin CAD".

Rex

JD42 · Jun 14, 2014

TeachMePlease said:
I carry around a (rather intricate) piece of scrap on my keyring so I can pull it out and show people. "I make shit out of metal."

that's an awesome idea! Would save so much time explaining!

Might have to see what I can knock up. It could take off. Ultimate machinist keyring challenge. Haha.

Have to admit it.... I may have ordered the "I cant fix stupid" tee...

JD42 · Jun 14, 2014

Krutch said:
As usual, no pocket! I have quite a few shirts I don't wear because they don't have a pocket. I always have pencils, pen, marker, scribe, and sometime a 6" scale in a protector in my shirt pocket. I feel naked without my "tool Box", as one friend calls it. I am always sketching a "cartoon" of some device or tool to make and often add dimensions to the cartoon or making notes for future use.
Also use the pocket to hold receipts when I stop for fuel. I keep track of mileage, especially for the Motorcycle.
Other than that, I'd wear a shirt with such messages. Some I wear have much more graphic sayings. I stay out of public as much as I can for personal reasons, so some of my shirts are not for public consumption. I am one of the people your mothers warned about!

Haha. I am equally as lost when for whatever reason I don't have my work trousers, they have to have some handy knee and leg pockets for pens and rules and bits and bobs.

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