This only applies to customers I know frequent the shop that I know have a good sense of humor.
Frank walked in with one of his employees
Boss! He's back and brought a witness . . . Must be scared of getting beat up!
Franks starts talking to the boss while I am running the lathe, pulls a broken part out of his pocket and asks boss to make it.
I turn the lathe off long enough to put on a greasy car salesman voice and look over my shoulder to say, "awww, that looks expensive", turned the lathe back on and kept working.
This one used on me
B.S.ing with customer, I needed to get back to work, politely said, "well frank nice talking with you but I need to get to work".
Franks response, that'll be something new for ya!
Any good ones your willing to share?
Frank walked in with one of his employees
Boss! He's back and brought a witness . . . Must be scared of getting beat up!
Franks starts talking to the boss while I am running the lathe, pulls a broken part out of his pocket and asks boss to make it.
I turn the lathe off long enough to put on a greasy car salesman voice and look over my shoulder to say, "awww, that looks expensive", turned the lathe back on and kept working.
This one used on me
B.S.ing with customer, I needed to get back to work, politely said, "well frank nice talking with you but I need to get to work".
Franks response, that'll be something new for ya!
Any good ones your willing to share?