Drive on with yer project to encourage it! Can't fathom why pouring fuel on a fire was expected to put it out? Guessing you were bored?
If'n I were still ABLE to drink I mought take a fifth and try to mend it rather than incinerate meself.
Y'all don't find our weird-ass COVID-orphaned drama-queen's sicko-silliness right entertaining?
All he really wants out of life is the permanent GLOWBALL gold badge that says:
"Class Clown, Elementary Skewl".
And a lifetime pass to tell the most foolish of lies, drink the piss, fondle cocks, eat bats, and pork skanks at Carmine's Black & Blue...
Just one more average wound-collecting wannabee, yah?
At least he ain't on the ballot for Pubic Orifice, State nor Folderol level!
Not THIS election cycle, anyway. Got a surplus of dodgy characters on it already.
He'll just have to take a number!