ot: When you think you've heard everything, the cleaning lady says...

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i_r_machinist

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• Sep 7, 2017

• #1

So the 24 year old cleaning lady walks into my office this morning and goes off on a rant.
"I swear to God, the valve monkeys are eating the toilet paper out of stall number 2!"
what do you say to that?
having fun
i_r_

 

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Larry Dickman

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• Sep 7, 2017

• #2

I would say it's time for some random drug testing.

 

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Limy Sami

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• Sep 7, 2017

• #3

You don't say anything - just stop swinging from the light fitting.

 

SAG 180

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• Sep 7, 2017

• #4

And I thought the "Shed Fairies" were bad.

 

Zahnrad Kopf

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Tropic of Milwaukee

• Sep 7, 2017

• #5

I'd absolutely buy her a coffee and give her a gift card for some beers ( or whatever her favorite poison is ) and then thank her for bringing some levity to the day.

... maybe even make her foreman for the day...

 

WILLEO6709

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• Sep 7, 2017

• #6

start charging $1.00/ 2 inch square?

 

rons

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California, USA

• Sep 7, 2017

• #7

At 24 years old, just tell her she can look forward to a long career of cleaning up after the monkeys.

 

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bhigdog

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Eastern PA

• Sep 7, 2017

• #8

"what do you say to that?"

Take your top off

 

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L Vanice

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Fort Wayne, IN

• Sep 7, 2017

• #9

I can never remember which is number 1 and which is number 2.

Larry

 

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Scottl

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Eastern Massachusetts, USA

• Sep 7, 2017

• #10

Tell her the problem is valve monkeys' fondness for chili. I'll bet stall number 2 is farthest from urinals and sinks so that is why it gets picked for "serious" business.

 

WizardOfBoz

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SE PA, Philly

• Sep 7, 2017

• #11

Offer her a banana?

 

Milacron

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• Sep 7, 2017

• #12

Closed due to meaningless topic title