Trboatworks
Diamond
- Joined
- Oct 23, 2010
- Location
- Maryland- USA
My wife has a flock of dogs and we go to one of those gold plated veterinary practices to get health care for the guys.
So my wife's favorite bitch comes up with what looks like a tumor on the chest and we haul her in all worried that the dog is about to croak- nice younger vet there who also breeds say "oh- looks like a hormonal problem- just wait a month and see if its still there just spay as she is a older gal and that's it.
Month later we haul her back in- same vet and she says "lump still there- bring her back on friday and spay"
We get a call from one of the senior partners who intervenes and says there is no way we can proceed- we need to run tests and ultrasounds on the dog.
$$$
We do so- panic on blood numbers the vet says
the liver is failing and looks like crap on ultrasound.
She says to bring in a specialist for a more advanced ultrasound and more blood work.
$$$
The new guy comes in with better portable gear and says the liver looks great and maybe there are some common lumps in dog- spay is recommended.
$$$
Our vet says well spay but we probably should do laproscopic surgery & she wants to do more testing before we proceed- so more blood work, ultrasounds on a crappy machine that they couldn't even see is the liver was the right size on- I was there without wife and vet is muttering about walls too thick on gall bladder...
$$$
She calls may wife and tells her in a panic that the dog is now in crisis about the gall bladder and needs to be rushed into surgery
$$$
We have blown through 2k on messing around. Wife's breeder friends all say that blood numbers go crazy around a dogs estrous or if they eat something funny and not to panic.
The vet is acting all grave and I feel like my wife is being rope a doped.
We are on a road where we could be dropping who knows how many thousands into this dog.
It brings out the caveman in me- I think she is being cheated & I want to smack someone- of course we are fighting about it.
The damn vet has a big bio on the wall about how the new vet facility being built & the piece mentions how the cost overran by 100%
One of the senior partners sold my wife some snake oil over the phone data monitoring system that measured the heart beats of pups in a pregnant dog- $500 dollars to sign up and a fee every time you phone up to have dog remotely checked through modem- wife is checking all the time and the damn machine spits out 10 healthy pups on report when there was one pup in litter..
Crap fee generating machine for the vet..
So here we sit- dog is waging its tail and healthy as a well.. a dog, and we are burning through cash with a vet chasing mystery problems..
And another thing..
There is some financial guy the school board let in who goes around signing up savings accounts for teachers (my wife is one).
The guy is a fast talker with lots of nice graphs for returns on investment programs and signs up my wife- he takes 6 god damn % as a personal fee upfront of every thing she invests!
I look at my wife and tell her to haul ass out of there- no one takes a cut out of principle like this.
She stays in the program and I want to kill the guy every time I see him.
So now there are two things we can't talk about-the vet and that damn scam artist at school taking her money.
Boy I could smack someone.
So my wife's favorite bitch comes up with what looks like a tumor on the chest and we haul her in all worried that the dog is about to croak- nice younger vet there who also breeds say "oh- looks like a hormonal problem- just wait a month and see if its still there just spay as she is a older gal and that's it.
Month later we haul her back in- same vet and she says "lump still there- bring her back on friday and spay"
We get a call from one of the senior partners who intervenes and says there is no way we can proceed- we need to run tests and ultrasounds on the dog.
$$$
We do so- panic on blood numbers the vet says
the liver is failing and looks like crap on ultrasound.
She says to bring in a specialist for a more advanced ultrasound and more blood work.
$$$
The new guy comes in with better portable gear and says the liver looks great and maybe there are some common lumps in dog- spay is recommended.
$$$
Our vet says well spay but we probably should do laproscopic surgery & she wants to do more testing before we proceed- so more blood work, ultrasounds on a crappy machine that they couldn't even see is the liver was the right size on- I was there without wife and vet is muttering about walls too thick on gall bladder...
$$$
She calls may wife and tells her in a panic that the dog is now in crisis about the gall bladder and needs to be rushed into surgery
$$$
We have blown through 2k on messing around. Wife's breeder friends all say that blood numbers go crazy around a dogs estrous or if they eat something funny and not to panic.
The vet is acting all grave and I feel like my wife is being rope a doped.
We are on a road where we could be dropping who knows how many thousands into this dog.
It brings out the caveman in me- I think she is being cheated & I want to smack someone- of course we are fighting about it.
The damn vet has a big bio on the wall about how the new vet facility being built & the piece mentions how the cost overran by 100%
One of the senior partners sold my wife some snake oil over the phone data monitoring system that measured the heart beats of pups in a pregnant dog- $500 dollars to sign up and a fee every time you phone up to have dog remotely checked through modem- wife is checking all the time and the damn machine spits out 10 healthy pups on report when there was one pup in litter..
Crap fee generating machine for the vet..
So here we sit- dog is waging its tail and healthy as a well.. a dog, and we are burning through cash with a vet chasing mystery problems..
And another thing..
There is some financial guy the school board let in who goes around signing up savings accounts for teachers (my wife is one).
The guy is a fast talker with lots of nice graphs for returns on investment programs and signs up my wife- he takes 6 god damn % as a personal fee upfront of every thing she invests!
I look at my wife and tell her to haul ass out of there- no one takes a cut out of principle like this.
She stays in the program and I want to kill the guy every time I see him.
So now there are two things we can't talk about-the vet and that damn scam artist at school taking her money.
Boy I could smack someone.
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