Thread: Craigslist funny time!

"Gimme $300 for a dog turd with a bent spindle."

I guess crack ain't gotta be legal to smoke it...

Nothing funny about the old engine, very cool.
if you guys would anti up $6,000 I will go buy it...otherwise, we have to let someone else own it.

Ruston Hornsby antique gas over diesel engine - general for sale -...

You are right. What would I do with it...

Electric Golf Cart - heavy equipment - by owner - sale




Riding Golf Cart. Works properly, needs batteries and cosmetic work
Best cash offer or trade for older model polaris or honda 4 wheeler


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Originally Posted by jerholz

Electric Golf Cart - heavy equipment - by owner - sale




Riding Golf Cart. Works properly, needs batteries and cosmetic work
Best cash offer or trade for older model polaris or honda 4 wheeler


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Screw all that batteries crap.
Put a HF $700 v-twin 22hp chonda on it and hit the freeway.....

Originally Posted by digger doug

Screw all that batteries crap.
Put a HF $700 v-twin 22hp chonda on it and hit the freeway.....

Pfft that's for pussies...you would need a hayabusa engine to really make er go.

Originally Posted by plastikdreams

Pfft that's for pussies...you would need a hayabusa engine to really make er go.

Naw….too impractical and expensive, the roof and windershield would blow off on your daily commute.
Plus, Colin Furze already done did it....Yeehah !
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QUINCY MINING COMPANY FOUNDRY ERROR POUR COPPER INGOT CIVIL WAR ERA MICHIGAN | eBay

I had no idea mistakes were so valuable!

I was the mechanic at a good size golf coarse from 16 until I graduated high school. I could have all the electric carts with bad batteries I wanted for the taking and I took a few. I put a Road bike engine on one. It was a ton of work and when I finally got the gearing right it blew the gears out of the rear axle.

The electric carts are real fun actually. As a teenager working on this big coarse a fun thing was to take friends and girls onto the coarse and veer off the cart path at full speed on a very steep grassy downhill and crank the wheel to the lock. That thing would just spin and spin and spin. You can't possibly tip over an electric cart.

Originally Posted by Spruewell

QUINCY MINING COMPANY FOUNDRY ERROR POUR COPPER INGOT CIVIL WAR ERA MICHIGAN | eBay

I had no idea mistakes were so valuable!

Great! I'll leave behind all my mistakes as part of the estate for my kids. I have a hard time believing that ingot is worth any more than it's scrap price.

-Ron

SPOOLARC WELDING WIRE - tools - by owner - sale

I'm sure the poster has those "Leetle Details" in his/her head....but somehow they just didn't
make it onto the advert.....:d

Originally Posted by Spruewell

QUINCY MINING COMPANY FOUNDRY ERROR POUR COPPER INGOT CIVIL WAR ERA MICHIGAN | eBay

I had no idea mistakes were so valuable!

The poor old-timer has held onto that ingot for over 130 years. That alone should make it worth big bucks.

I have a puddingstone that may be 100 thousand years old.. wonder if he would trade me even steven?

Large Helicopter Transmission-Three Blade - aviation - by owner -...

Uhm ….yeah.

What's it fit? I dunno
It's rusty inside ? It'll shine right up

Monarch 10EE 12x20 WIAD project metal lathe - tools - by owner - sale

Originally Posted by jreiland

Monarch 10EE 12x20 WIAD project metal lathe - tools - by owner - sale

I thought that one not too bad until I saw the break in the base casting. I'm a sucker for taking on basket cases, but that I think he should part out.

Yesterday I sold a Colchester compound slide and 4 way tool post for $450. It sat there a long time I took some flak from people who didn't like my price (piss off, buy someone else)....yesterday a guy shows up who needed it, sending to his brother out of country, $450 cash. I got the last laugh on what some might have called a funny. Sometimes you just wait for the guy who really needs it.

I'm looking through kijiji, and see a set of ceramic ball bearings for roller blades for sale at $150. wtf? Do some searching, and there are idiots out there paying 350 retail to put ceramic bearings in their skates. Thats the next trip, I guess they're upgrading from their $19/set ABEC 9's. whats worse, they're not even a quality brand, just Chinese crap - "Swiss" brand not made.

if you can put aside the ethics, I wish I was smart enough to get rich selling a 95% margin product to idiots who have zero need for it

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dunno prolly 1500 in parts in that Monarch

Originally Posted by digger doug

Large Helicopter Transmission-Three Blade - aviation - by owner -...

Uhm ….yeah.

What's it fit? I dunno
It's rusty inside ? It'll shine right up

For a man cave decoration, papering the walls with the $1,595 would probably be more impressive. Besides, there's probably a guy across town with a man cave decoration that's from a FOUR-BLADE helicopter.

If you run out of fun project you can build a helicopter with having one of those.

I would buy it but likely I have a few out in the shop.

Originally Posted by TGTool

For a man cave decoration, papering the walls with the $1,595 would probably be more impressive. Besides, there's probably a guy across town with a man cave decoration that's from a FOUR-BLADE helicopter.

Gotcha covered there....
Pair of 1948 Convair 240 Airplane Propellers - aviation - by owner -...

VINTAGE 1917😳 SOUTH BEND LATHE 14"X66" (Clausing, Monarch, Leblond, Hardinge) | eBay


What a bargain.... only 34,000.00

$3850 for some scrap. I hope they actually find somebody who is "captured" by that piece.

Modern Industrial Abstract steel sculpture - arts & crafts - by...