Thread: Greenland - for sale? LOL

Originally Posted by Limy Sami

Great this is my kinda party guys, ……..when are the strippers on?

Hang on a minute.
You just staggered back in from a lunchtime session down the pub!

Trump might want to take over Greenland. Then he could show global warming is a fraud. Once Greenland is part of the USA the average temperature in the USA will go down.
Bill D

Originally Posted by Limy Sami

Great this is my kinda party guys, ……..when are the strippers on?

looks like you can only find girls in Iceland.
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Originally Posted by Bill D

Trump might want to take over Greenland. Then he could show global warming is a fraud. Once Greenland is part of the USA the average temperature in the USA will go down.
Bill D

Lol
Butttt global temp has fallen 0.56 deg c in the last 2 years.
We are heading for cooling because of solar inactivity...

Originally Posted by Limy Sami

Great this is my kinda party guys, ……..when are the strippers on?

Depends on what you have to offer in the way of good DNA and good financial means. I kid you not. I've "had the invitation to sire", Reyjavik. For procreation, "recreation" secondary. If at all. As it might not have been. A bit too cold-blooded on the deal to suit me.

Small gene pool. They know that. They are pragmatic about it.

Originally Posted by barbter

Lol
Butttt global temp has fallen 0.56 deg c in the last 2 years.
We are heading for cooling because of solar inactivity...

No we are not. DJT single-handidly generates enough HEAT from friction, hot gas, and firing-up half the world to a high heat over "TDS" to offset that.

Qt:[generates enough HEAT from friction and ....
Inuit mothers used to tell their teens ..Don't do that or you will melt through the ice and then get eaten by a shark.

I know not many still live on the ice...

Originally Posted by barbter

Hang on a minute.
You just staggered back in from a lunchtime session down the pub!

And ya point is - lightweight

Originally Posted by michiganbuck

Qt:[generates enough HEAT from friction and ....
Inuit mothers used to tell their teens ..Don't do that or you will melt through the ice and then get eaten by a shark.

I know not many still live on the ice...

With DJT? Bettin' the shark gives it a miss.

Kinda fussy about what they'll eat, after all.

Originally Posted by michiganbuck

looks like you can only find girls in Iceland.
Midnight Viking Girls in Reykjavik Iceland | Travel Blog

Nope, they got em in Greenland too Why you want a Greenlandic woman in your corner - [Visit Greenland!]

Originally Posted by Limy Sami

Nope, they got em in Greenland too Why you want a Greenlandic woman in your corner - [Visit Greenland!]

Female pilots? Aerobatic, I am sure. Cracks me up.

Originally Posted by Limy Sami

And ya point is - lightweight

I indeed know my limits!
Through my life, I've prided myself in being an amateur - and unprofessional

I wonder what would happen if there was a price put forward to buy Greenland and what it would be. Also Greenland has every right to become their own country. Given the benefits that could come from that becoming part of the US may be a really good deal.

#47 barbter
Thank you for your good wishes.
Well?
Tempting fate to claim good health since I am at an age where I rattle twice a day after taking my (free to OAP) pills.

Edit
#48 Limy Sami
"touch of sarcasm"
I was taught to lay it on with a trowel.

But wait. Offer every Greenland citizen $200,000 cash up front with a free draw on social security with free health care. State hood for the country. Allow them to keep all their rules and laws.
That looks doable...

But what if after that happened Greenland decided to go Imperial and to toss Metric out the window...
I know that last was picking on Gordon (just kidding likely they would keep Metric.)

Originally Posted by Thunderjet

I think he should have his own subforum that enshrines ALL of the past grains of knowledge that he has bestowed upon the plebes.

He DOES have.

Damned thing is always half full of water, and his wisdom keeps vanishing down it.

That's why 'es HERE. Permanence. Or so he thought. Spinit deserves a medal, BTW.

Originally Posted by michiganbuck

But what if after that happened Greenland decided to go Imperial and to toss Metric out the window.

No fear. Most of the year if even they dared OPEN a window, it would not go far, just embed in the ice or snow.

Unless they have sled dogs. Then it would get et.

Originally Posted by thermite

No shit, "Sherlock"? How'd the rest of we poor, ignorant chikn's ever MISS that?
Let alone actually give a damn.

90% of US educated people wouldn't know the difference, and wouldn't care, wallowing in their ignorance. Including Trump, I bet he couldn't locate Greenland on the globe if he tried.

Originally Posted by triumph406

90% of US educated people wouldn't know the difference, and wouldn't care, wallowing in their ignorance. Including Trump, I bet he couldn't locate Greenland on the globe if he tried.

Even if you are right - and it does seem reasonable - DJT is still POTUS. He can find someone who DOES know.

People tend to forget stuff like that when critical of ANY Executive, even of a small or medium sized company.

We were never IN the "one to one" arm-wrestling business, physical OR mental, where we had to do it ALL. Or even, necessarily, ANY.

We operate with teams of OTHER people.

I can picture it now...

All zee peoples names being added to his little black book