Y'all have no imagination..
There are plenty of things you can do that you can't get in trouble for.. Or at least
can't get easily caught... Or at least can't get in major trouble if you do get caught.
Dog poo under the door handle..
A big horse syringe of early morning stinky yellow piss through the weather stripping onto
the driver seat..
Pop the wheel weights off.
A few gallons of diesel in the tank..
Drain the oil.
Take the valves out of the valve stems on the tires.
Park your forklift behind it so it CAN'T move.
Put up a handicap sign real quick, paint the lines blue and call the cops.
Superglue the wipers to the windshield.
In high school, just to be dicks, one guy would park two inches away on the left and another
2 inches away on the right so they couldn't get in the car... The kid who's parents bought
him a LeCar (those POS french things with 3 lugs per wheel) would find his car picked up
and turned sideways in his parking spot quite often, no forklift needed...
If you just want to fuck with 'em where they won't know what the hell happened.. Anti-freeze
on the windows.. Really fucks with your night vision, and when it rains you get all kinds
of weird prismatic color things going on that give you a wicked headache.. Carwash won't
take it off, soap and water won't take it off.. It'll send you to the eye doctor making
you think you can't see. Screwed me up pretty bad for a while thinking my eyes were going
to shit.. Small leak on my water pump bearing.. Alcohol takes it right off, but not soap and water.
Have fun with it... Don't go to jail.