I'd be much more thrilled with a program that mirrors the handouts given to farmers. Sure, it wouldn't help the economy, or the American public, but it would benefit shop owners! I was at a buddy's shop last week, and he was showing me all of the new tractors he's getting handed to him.
They'd only received the first 4 so far, but they've got 14 more just like it on the way.
All they had to do, is destroy one working tractor for every new tractor. When the new tractor is delivered, they come out and verify that the old tractor still functions. Then you smash a hole in the block, and bust off the bellhousing of the old tractor, and they come out to verify it again. At that point you take it to the scrap yard.
Your tax dollars at work!