Good grief! Flying Delta. Whole dam' Air Transport industry is in a world of hurt and busting their very skin and bones to be as helpful as they can BE at keeping folks up to date.. literally by the hours and minutes with any changes?
...and ALL you wanted was irrelevant ego strokes from the
bystanders?
"look dorky?" Hem's sake, Rich! Delta is bustin' hump to be "there, for you". You are
paying them to be in the cost of the ticket!
"Dorky" started with yer post. Already.
Nothing to do with your attire.
No NEED of a face mask nor respirator if you are heading out to board the aircraft with yer head up and locked, ignorant of what your carrier has published and will clarify on the phone if any mystery is unresolved. It's their dam' JOB!
Same again BOTH airports. Same again TSA. Same again your choice of transport or parking. Lodging? Dining? Same again. Both ends.
They ALL do their bizness per prevailing rules and conditions.Federal. State. Local. Eg: In transit. Each end.
They TELL you what is afoot, what to expect, how long it is taking, and what YOU need to do or NOT do, bring-with or NOT bring.
Might be better you just take Alex along, crazy-glue a handle on yer naked back and have him check yer "HUTA" self as excess weight fee leather baggage. "Distress tooled", and custom-made, even?
Surely can't be a
second set like it as would justify pink polka-dot stick-ons or such for differentiation?
Not that anyone would challenge that. Lost baggage can be a right bitch to recover.